As slow as those two-car “trains” run, you’ll likely have time to finish your business. And hey – you don’t have to waste perfectly potable water by flushing! And with hot weather, you’ll have even more time to finish up.
The police in Uxbridge, Massachusetts have a request. Someone out there is standing on train bridges and defecating on passing locomotives, and the police would like these people to stop.
For the Mad Pooper has struck again.