Finally, A Use For Portland Light Rail

As slow as those two-car “trains” run, you’ll likely have time to finish your business. And hey – you don’t have to waste perfectly potable water by flushing! And with hot weather, you’ll have even more time to finish up.

The police in Uxbridge, Massachusetts have a request. Someone out there is standing on train bridges and defecating on passing locomotives, and the police would like these people to stop.

For the Mad Pooper has struck again.

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2 Responses to Finally, A Use For Portland Light Rail

  1. lectorconstans says:

    They “would like” him to stop? Well then, maybe if they asked nicely.

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