Memo To Metro

Hey, do we have enough “greenspaces” yet?

As if the elk and coyotes weren’t enough, we have cougars wandering around town – and I’m not talking about middle-aged women looking for boy-toys. We have a bunch of coyotes living a block away, which isn’t really a bad thing, because they tend to take care of the cats that our Lefty neighbors had running around. Our next-door neighbor actually figured it out after losing four cats – now he has one, and it’s kept indoors. Even hard-core Lefties can learn!

Our coyotes even take light rail!

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But lions are a bit much, don’t you think?

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experience: biology, zoology, psychology. authored/co-authored papers appearing in peer-reviewed scientific journals, as well as numerous professional proceedings. authored articles appearing in computer-oriented publications. featured in publications ranging from books to New Yorker magazine to television.
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