Economy Growing, Oceans Stop Rising

According to the Federal Reserve, the American economy has been growing over the past two months in manufacturing and building, retail, and banking. In other news, GM manufactures flawless vehicles, prices of bread and steak are tumbling, and thanks to the 30-hour work week due to Obamacare, Americans have more disposable income than ever before.

And we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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2 Responses to Economy Growing, Oceans Stop Rising

  1. g says:

    It’s how they roll in opposite world.

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