Like Chicago, But With Style

Nothing says style like a black BMW and matching black semi-auto pistol, as an Isla Vista idiot in California tried to demonstrate in an effort to outdo Chicago’s Friday nights. Apparently deranged over the fact that no girl would agree to put up with him, much less have a relationship, he vowed to make them all pay. And so he did. Fortunately, he’s dead now, as well.

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2 Responses to Like Chicago, But With Style

  1. ZZMIke says:

    We really need a way to identify these types early on. Unfortunately, the few ways I can think of are pretty draconian (or at least, intrusive).

    • maxredlines says:

      Oh, it appears that they identified him quite some time ago, but he didn’t meet the standard for involuntary commitment. Mommy and Daddy had him in therapy. Naturally, they’re appalled because they’re anti-gun. Apparently, they’re down with stabbing three people to death and mowing people down with the Beemer, though.

      Personally, I think we need strict Beemer-control laws.

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